Happy Super Bowl Sunday to you all! In honor of the game, I thought it would be fun to spice things up….. let’s do some fun cock stroking games during the game. First, choose your team and then do what I say below during the game. Feel free to leave a comment about how it went for you!
1st down touching
If your team gets the first down you will earn 1 minute of cock stroking……..add them up and complete them at the end of each quarter.
Field goal jerking
If your team gets a field goal you get to jerk that dick as hard as you like for 3 minutes…..again add them up and do it after each quarter
Touch down Tugging
If your team gets a touch down you will get 6 minutes of tugging of that cock to be done AFTER the game ( lets hope for some high scores) If your team earns the extra point on that touch down you get 1 extra minute…if your team can do a 2 point conversion well add 2 minutes.
Quarterback sacked
If your teams quarter back gets sacked, you have to squeeze your cum filled sacks for 1 minute for each sack that happens….to be done after each quarter. If it is your team that did the sack you get to add that 1 min to your quarter stroking total.
Turnover take away
If your team turns over the ball to the other team either by interception or a fumble all minutes earned for that quarter from scoring is taken away. For example: If it is quarter 1 and your team has 14 points, but they lose the ball to other team your end of game stroking will be less 14 points. If your team turns over the ball at the start of any quarter all stroking points earned by your team are not valid.
Fumbles
If your team fumbles the ball, but it is not recovered by the other team you take away 1 minute of stroking from the quarter you are in
Winning team bonus
If your team wins the super bowl you get an extra 30 minutes of end game stroking…..so whatever your numbers are for end game stroking after deducting anything you may have lost you get to add 30 minutes and have some super bowl stroking celebration!