Do you like masturbation games? Are you watching the Oscars tonight? Well, if you are watching the Oscars tonight, here is a little stroking game to keep things interesting.
The Oscars Cock Stroking Game Rules:
Every time Chris Rock makes a joke about race, you get to masturbate for 5 minutes. Every time the Oscar is mentioned or referred to, add 5 more minutes to your time. Anytime the words “diversity, inclusive, power, team, brave, important” and “I want to thank the man upstairs” are said, you have to edge your cock for me.
Every time George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lady Gaga , or Whoopi Goldberg are mentioned or the camera pans to them, you have to add 5 minutes to your masturbation time.
For every person whose acceptance speech is interrupted by music, you have to ruin your orgasm.
For every Donald Trump joke and political rant you have to ruin an orgasm.
For every white person that wins an Oscar, you have to wait a day before you can have an orgasm
And the real winner is you and your penis, because you know how to have a sexy good time.
Boner bonus: Every time a movie you have seen wins, you can add 5 more minutes to your stroking game. If someone you wanted to win wins, you can add another 5 minutes to your time, as well.
And the Oscar goes to…
Have a good time, and I look forward to hearing how hot your cock got watching the Oscars and thinking of playing my naughty masturbation game.
I will capture your cock and penetrate your mind.
Lexie Summers