Do you like the risk of public exposure? Of course you do – that’s why you’re here. If you have weather warm enough to wear (male) sandals, you will do this. If you don’t have a pair of sandals (velcro-strap sports sandals are cheap and acceptable) go buy a pair.

You will also need to buy a pair of nude pantyhose, if you don’t have any. I bet you’ve got a selection, though, haven’t you, sissy girl? Make sure they’re ‘sandal toe’ – at least for the first time…

Dress as ‘male’ as you wish but wear your nude pantyhose and sandals. Now go shopping. If you can’t think what to buy (what kind of pathetic sissy are you?), why not do your grocery shopping?

Once outside the safety of your house, you’ll notice how easily you can see you’re wearing hose – the bright sunlight makes a big difference.

But that only makes it more exciting, doesn’t it, sissy? From a distance, though, disinterested passers-by won’t notice.

When you get braver, try wearing smoky shades or reinforced toe styles. If you’re really going for it, paint your toenails bright red then go shopping for nail polish remover.

I’ll do it