Starting on Monday, you will apply lipstick for your journey to work. I hope you don’t have to use public transport, sissy. If you drive, adjust your rear view mirror so you can see yourself draw a bright red mouth on your face.

Let all the other faceless commuters see your painted face. When you get to work, you may remove the lipstick with a tissue or hanky, but you must NOT look in the mirror to see if you have removed all the lipstick.

By the end of the week you will be feeling more daring and will be less careful about removing it. Your female colleagues are bound to notice then. But that’s what you want, isn’t it, sissy?

I’ll do it