House Chores in Drag: Domestic Discipline
A dirty house is a sign of a lazy sissy. And I do not tolerate laziness.
There is something naturally correct about seeing you on your hands and knees, scrubbing dirt, while wearing a frilly little apron. You aren’t the King of your Castle anymore. You are the maid. And the maid has been slacking off.
“House Chores in Drag” transforms mundane labor into a ritual of service. It combines the physical exhaustion of manual labor with the psychological humiliation of doing “women’s work” while dressed like a caricature of a woman. It reminds you that your primary function is to serve and to clean.
🧠 The Psychology: The Maid Mindset
Why do I make you clean in heels? Because it changes how you clean.
When you scrub the floor in sweatpants, you’re just a guy doing chores. But when you scrub the floor in 5-inch heels, stockings, and a corset? You are performing. You have to move your hips differently. You have to be careful not to break a nail. You become hyper-aware of your body.
This task forces you to associate your feminine presentation with servitude. You look pretty so that you can serve. The lower you get to the ground, the higher I rise. There is no greater humility than scrubbing a toilet while wearing your best lingerie.
📋 The Task: The “French Maid” Protocol
You aren’t just tidying up. You are deep cleaning. And you will be dressed appropriately for your station.
The Uniform:
- High heels (mandatory).
- Stockings and garter belt.
- A short skirt or a maid’s apron (if you have one).
- Rubber gloves (pink or yellow).
The Chores:
- The Floor Scrub: You will wash the kitchen or bathroom floor. No mops allowed. You will do it on your hands and knees with a sponge and a bucket. I want to see your ass in the air.
- The High Dust: Dust the top of door frames and shelves. You must stretch in your heels. Feel how it pulls your calves? Good.
- The Porcelain Throne: Clean the toilet. Inside, outside, and the base. Put your pretty face right down there near the bowl where it belongs and make it sparkle.
The Rule: If you get a run in your stockings or break a heel? You continue. A good maid finishes the job no matter what.
👠 Mistress Lexie’s Advice
Wiggle your hips while you scrub. You might as well give the imaginary audience a show.
And don’t you dare complain about your back hurting. You are training your body to be useful. When you look down at that sparkling floor, I want you to see your own reflection, pretty, tired, and completely beneath me.
Get the bucket, Cinderella. You have work to do.