Bimbo School: Your Weekly Curriculum
Real school is hard. You have to think, memorize facts, and solve problems. Bimbo School is the opposite.
Here, the goal isn’t to get smarter, it’s to get empty. The Bimbo fantasy is about the pure bliss of having a smooth, quiet brain. No anxiety, no politics, no bills. Just pink, plastic perfection.
If you are ready to drop your IQ and raise your hemlines, welcome to class. Here is your syllabus.
The Core Subjects
In Bimbo School, we don’t study Math or History. We study things that actually matter (to a bimbo).
1. Vanity 101
- The Lesson: You are your own best project.
- Homework: Spend 30 minutes in front of the mirror. Do not look for flaws. Look for assets. Pout your lips. Bat your eyelashes. Practice loving your reflection until you forget what time it is.
2. Advanced Giggle Theory
- The Lesson: Smart girls argue. Bimbos giggle.
- Homework: Practice your laugh. Is it deep and manly? Fix it. It needs to be high, breathy, and senseless. When you don’t understand something (which should be often), just giggle.
3. Sexual Geometry
- The Lesson: Knowing your angles.
- Homework: Learn how to stick your butt out while keeping your back arched. Learn how to suck on a straw so it looks inviting. Your body is a series of shapes, and they should all be curvy.
The Weekly Schedule
You can’t become a bimbo overnight. You need a routine.
Monday: “Makeup Monday” You are not allowed to leave the bathroom until you look like a doll. Even if you aren’t going out, put on the gloss.
- Task: Apply lipstick. Blot. Re-apply. Repeat 5 times.
Wednesday: “Wordless Wednesday” Thinking is hard work. Give your brain a break.
- Task: Try to go one full hour without speaking a coherent sentence. Use noises like “Mmm,” “Oh,” “Wow,” and “Ah.”
Friday: “Fashion Friday” The tighter, the better.
- Task: Wear the outfit that makes it hardest to breathe or walk. If you can run for a bus, you aren’t dressed like a bimbo.
The “Brain Drain” Visualization
This is a mental exercise to help you stop overthinking.
- Close your eyes.
- Imagine your brain is a hard, grey rock full of worries.
- Imagine a pink liquid being poured into your ears.
- The pink liquid dissolves the rock. It turns your thoughts into pink cotton candy.
- Now, when you try to think of a math problem, all you see is pink fluff.
- Smile. Doesn’t that feel better?
💄 Your Task for Today
The “Lip Gloss Loop.”
Bimbos love shiny things.
- Get your stickiest, shiniest lip gloss.
- Stand in front of a mirror.
- Apply a thick coat. Smack your lips together.
- Stare into your own eyes for 60 seconds.
- Apply another coat. Smack your lips.
- Stare for another 60 seconds.
Do this for 5 minutes. By the end, your lips should be huge and sticky, and your mind should be completely blank. Just a shiny girl looking at a shiny girl.